Friday, June 29, 2007

Camel jokes.

It's saying "My humps, my humps."
Thank me later.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Political scandal

So all of this hooplah about Dick Cheney trying to be all secretive in his office is nuts. Apparently he wants complete privacy to do whatever when in his office, which the dept. of records responded to with: "Woah, no way dude, that's totally illegal, you are fucked up!" Then, Cheney apparently tried to abolish the office of records?? Or something?

Either way, America is going to be pretty embarrassed when they RUIN the surprise party that Cheney was trying to plan for all of us.


Here's a list of things that people say that I hate:

1. "That's par for the course, I suppose."

2. "Cool beans!" (or alternately, "CoOl BeAnS!!!@"

3. "Get outta TOWN!"

4. "Who do you think you are, Tony Soprano?" (Said in terrible Brooklyn accent)

5. "That's the cat's pajamas!" (No one actually says this but I have read it before, and that's enough.)

6. "I know you are, but what am I?"

7. "Get the fuck out of my house or I am calling the cops!!"