So all of this hooplah about Dick Cheney trying to be all secretive in his office is nuts. Apparently he wants complete privacy to do whatever when in his office, which the dept. of records responded to with: "Woah, no way dude, that's totally illegal, you are fucked up!" Then, Cheney apparently tried to abolish the office of records?? Or something?
Either way, America is going to be pretty embarrassed when they RUIN the surprise party that Cheney was trying to plan for all of us.