So Ken Stannard, (my long time summer camp friend and the only person I have ever known that I can actually visualize being a superbly content cruise director) is running across America. He's doing it right now, and it's amazing!
Check out their progress on http://www.nationrun.com and see if they are coming to a town near you! Let them sleep on your floor!
"San Diego, I am coming for you, and I'm going to dance in your ocean."